Friday, July 10, 2009

Routine Site Meter Check... Oh, My God!

Some disgusting perv did the Google search shown below and my site popped up as having the potential for "happy, fun time" for this guy.



Apparently, my story, Drunken Fists of Fury, is what made the connection to his search. It's going to take a while for me to psychologically heal from this.

13 comments:

insuranceguru said...

Dethmama - can we shut down the site for a day and cover it with bleach? I mean ewwwwwwwww! Do we need hazmat suits to post now?

Irenee RN said...

OMG that is too funny... ain't the internet grand?!

chupacabra said...

Holy Guacamole Batman!

dethmama said...

Advice well taken, IG. This site is going into the autoclave for the weekend!

dethmama said...

@Irenee RN... On retrospect, I also should have posted some of the searches that came up after I posted the story "Enema Addict...". There were some doozies!

dethmama said...

@ Chupa... No kidding! I think I'll go play over in your yard today. My place is too icky.

MarmiteToasty said...

Standing still in here and NOT touching anything lol

x

risaden said...

Makes me think of the guy who recently told me he got HIV from his cuticles. Wasn't sure where that conversation was going, but later I said to my colleague, "So where do you think those cuticles were?"

dethmama said...

Ha! I love that. Thanks, Marmite Toasty.

dethmama said...

@ risaden... Now there's an excellent story in only two sentences. Wonderful! This didn't by any chance involve his sister did it?

soulsoprano said...

OMG LOL!! Sorry, Dethmama. Just an example of how no one gets away unscathed on the internet. Now excuse me, I need to take a hot shower in betadine.

Kit Courteney said...

Oh, I've missed little gems like this!

dethmama said...

@soulsoprano...good luck with that shower. It didn't work for me.

@Kit... hey! how was the vacay? We've missed ya. Have you given any thought to that joint custody thing with Olive?