We don't give much thought to what our obituary will say about us. Habitual obit readers, such as myself, see a lot of the usual "she lit up the room when she walked in.." or "he'd give the shirt off his back...". Then, of course, the obligatory Old Testament-like listing of all family members.
Well, here's something a little different. You have a couple choices if you don't want an obituary like this written about you. Either change your evil ways... FAST! Or write your own obit and entrust your lawyer to have it published before the kids get any ideas.
I discovered this link while "lurking" in the Boomers Forum on craigslist (thanks, Helen_Back!). Click on the link below for a very unusual memorial written by one of the daughters of the deceased. Snopes.com has confirmed that this obituary is real.